“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Shakespearean widow mode activated: *sobs dramatically* "Is this a spilled coffee I see before me?!" 🎭☕️🤯 Related Funny Posts 🤝 No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart. You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter? I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.