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Once again, I have fallen for lifeโ€™s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ธ

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