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When youโ€™re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a โ€œwhat ya doing?โ€ text.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I received a DM telling me that Iโ€™ve offended some of you. Iโ€™m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Actually, this email couldโ€™ve been a meeting. We couldโ€™ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone couldโ€™ve brought bagels.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isnโ€™t your eyesight going bad.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Hello, boyfriend? Itโ€™s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Youโ€™re mistaking me with someone whoโ€™s stupid.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I canโ€™t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.