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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.