AI could never steal company time the way I do. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead? I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers? I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough. Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?