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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged act, act of God, five-year, five-year plan, God, humor, life, life plan, only, plan, sarcasm, unpredictability on Aug 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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