Knowing Iβve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! π΄πβ¨ Related Funny Quotes π€ Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit. Donβt hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.