Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! 😴😂✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.