Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Manifesting husband goals while avoiding questionable behavior — it's a win-win! 💍🚫😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food. For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did. “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband. My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there. I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.