Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation. Commentary:When your customer service smile becomes your secret hostage signal 😂⏱️🕶️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage? What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation. My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one. Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.