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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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When your customer service smile becomes your secret hostage signal 😂⏱️🕶️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward situation, being, clock, feels, flirt, hostage, hostage situation, humor, situation, while, work on Sep 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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