Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my ears catch a word salad, they’re like “did someone order dressing on the side?” 👂🥗👀 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it. That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme. I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know. So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.