I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Balancing acts should be an Olympic sport—I’m ready to win gold in chaos! 🤹♂️😜✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born. You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots. Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.