Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'friends with benefits package!' 😂🙈 #FriendzoneGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to. “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.