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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Commentary:
Sounds like your washing machine just won a new wardrobe! 😂🧺🌀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chores, done, even, humor, i, keep, laundry, laziness, machine, procrastination, want, washing, washing machine on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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