Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays are like ninjas trained in mental judo π€Ίπ§ π₯ Related Funny Posts π€ I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday. I wear black because itβs slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.