My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries. Commentary:"Looks like my fridge is hosting a retirement party for veggies until they turn to mold! 🥦🎉😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house. Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts? Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.
