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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.