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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses 😎🕶️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged American, Americans, attitude, confidence, humor, just, motivation, put, say, sunglasses, want on Oct 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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