The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.