Microdosing Christmas by being present. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting into the holiday spirit one tiny jingle at a time 🎄✨ #MinimalistMerry Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present. Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present. Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie. Microdosing hell by checking the web every day. My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.
