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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.