Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
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"Your secrets are totally safe with me 💬🙉 I wasn't even listening, let alone storing them in my mental vault 🤫🔒 Whoops, did I just reveal my impeccable memory skills? 😂 #SelectiveHearing"

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