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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.