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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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73 shares on Facebook this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

22 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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