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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beauty, confidence, cute, honesty, humor, self-deprecation, ugly on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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