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  • I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.
  • You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
  • Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.
  • Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.
  • The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.
  • One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.