Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore. Commentary:"Can I sell my feelings on eBay? 🤔 Displayed as 'lightly used,' with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. 📦♻️💔 #EmoAuction" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either. I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it. Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell. I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.” You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
