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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.