Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.