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🤔 “If God didn’t want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? It’s like He’s tempting us with a delicious dilemma! 🥩🐄 Maybe He just has a great sense of irony… or a funny bone hidden somewhere in His divine anatomy! 😄 Just some food for thought, and apparently, a reason to eat meat too!”
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
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