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  • Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
  • Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
  • I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
  • I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.
  • When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
  • Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!