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  • My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.
  • If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.
  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
  • “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.
  • That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.
  • I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.