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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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My parents think they know me.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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