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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Commentary:
"Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY 🍔🍟🍦. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, condition, diet, dieting, humor, hunger, hungry, i, me on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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