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  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
  • Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
  • I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.
  • Not texting back is only ok when I do it.