Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!

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