Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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"Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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