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  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  • I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.
  • Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
  • “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
  • SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.
  • Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.