Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Funny News
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy.…

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy.…

Commentary:
Sounds like your daily routine is trying its best to defy the laws of nature! 😴☕️💤 Just remember, even if your body can't decide when to be awake or asleep, there's always a chance for a power nap Olympics in between! 🏅😂

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
  • My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
  • Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
  • I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged lazy, morning, nap, night, sleep, tired on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury… I think it’s clear that companies making medicine hav… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 1423 this month

14,179 funny quotes and pics

16,456 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 29, 2025

3,986 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress