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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and…

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and…

Commentary:
"Looks like Don just got an 'E'-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Don, humor, husband, i, joke, just, last, name, relationship, walk, wordplay on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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