So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.