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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed…

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed…

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"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! 💃🕺🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, dance, fun, fun activity, humor, marriage, reason, relationship, trend, wedding on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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