Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.