Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife firs… Commentary:"Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸♂️💤" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”
