Fries, not lies. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries). People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule. Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.