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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.