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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.