A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?