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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).