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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Commentary:
"Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, family, hang, hang out, humor, i, joke, kid, parenting, sorry, still, think, weekend on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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