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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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"Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, am, capable, humor, i, independence, life, need, own, ruining, sarcasm on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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