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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged belief, humor, miracle, observation, religion, skepticism, someone, water, wine on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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