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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Commentary:
🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bonfire, bring, campfire, expectation, fuel, guitar, humor, joke, music on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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