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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.