Roses are pink. I need a drink. Commentary:🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking… I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.